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The Top 16 Signs Your Cat is Overweight
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Copyright 1996, 1999 by Chris White
- 16. Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
- 15. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
- 14. Always lands on her spleen.
- 13. Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in
- 12. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
- 11. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
- 10. Rosanne fits through your kitty door without the
aid of lubricants.
- 9. Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.
- 8. Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester
- 7. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
- 6. "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.
- 5. Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.
- 4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
- 3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
- 2. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
- and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight...
- 1. Has more chins than lives.
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