Why You Should Suspect Your Cat Has Your
Email Password
E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
- Your web browser has a new home page <http://www.feline.com>.
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of
"CyberDog."
- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and
WarCat II.
- On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
- Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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