- E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
- Your web browser has a new home page <http://www.feline.com>.
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of
- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and
- On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
- Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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