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blue glassy button Make the world your playground.

blue glassy button Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging
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blue glassy button If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard
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blue glassy button When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you
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blue glassy button Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

blue glassy button Nap often.

blue glassy button When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

blue glassy button Life is hard, and then you nap.

blue glassy button Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few
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blue glassy button When in doubt, cop an attitude.

blue glassy button Variety is the spice of Life. One day, ignore people;
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blue glassy button Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains
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blue glassy button Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each
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blue glassy button Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the
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blue glassy button When you have something important to say, try to say
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