CROSSBRED DOGS

Spitz + Chow Chow

SPITZ-CHOW, A dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter

POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet

Samoyed + Norwich Terrier

SAMWICH, very handy, tasty breed.

Pekingese + Dachshund

PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.

Poodle + Great Pyrenees

POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.

Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow

SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.

Airedale + Spaniel

AIREL, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier

BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund

PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso

PEEKASSO, an abstract dog

Keeshound + Setter

KEESTER, you can't get this dog off its duff.

Chihuahua + Whippet

CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

Boxer + German Shorthaired

BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.

Basenji + Schipperke

BASERKE, a dog that's mad most of the time.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever

LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound

NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog

TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador

BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer

MOOT POINT owned by.... Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Lhasa Apso

COLLAPSO, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Collie + Malamute

COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier

DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller

COCKROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shitzu

BULLSHITZ, a gregarious but unreliable breed

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