A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw
two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The
Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so
he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach
the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were
making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked
what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to
his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a
little brother or sister."
The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad,
I'd rather have a puppy!"
1. The dog is not
allowed in the house!
2. Okay, the dog is
allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed
in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get
on the OLD furniture only.
Fine, the dog is
allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the
dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
The dog can sleep
on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under
8. The dog can sleep
under the covers by invitation ONLY.
9. The dog can sleep
under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
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