PUPPY LOVE

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."

The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother or sister."

The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"

DOG RULES

1. The dog is not allowed in the house!

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.

5.  Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.

6.  All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.

7.  The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under
the covers.

8.  The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.

9.  The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.

 

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