How To Photograph A Puppy
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No,
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
20. Consider buying "older, trained" rescue dog.
Political Correctness
Political Correctness has gone too far to be included. Sorry it was no longer politically correct.
For more dog humor, click on a number below.Return to Dog Humor
Return to Pet Humor
Got a great pet story or joke?Please send *MICKEE* your favorites
to put them on my Pet Humor Page.
| Children| Sun Signs| Phone Reading| FREE Drawing|
| Reports | Guestbook| E-Mail ]
© 2013 All rights reserved. Nancee Belshaw. All rights reserved.
