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21. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to
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17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
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14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're clear gifbrowsing instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that
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10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the clear gifMicrosoft Opposable Thumb.
 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
 7. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice clear gifrecognition software.
 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, DELETE and SAVE
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 4. Saliva coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup,'s.leg.
 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online
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And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

 1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE ("Too
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Source: David Letterman Show

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