Actual Excuse Notes From Parents
(Including Original Spelling)


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chalk bulletMy son is under a doctor's care and should not take P. E. today. Please
Clearexecute him.

note bulletPlease excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

chalk bulletDear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
Clear 32, and also 33.

note bulletPlease excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Roland from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
Clear of a tree and misplaced his hip.

note bulletJohn has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

chalk bulletCarlos was absent yesterday because he was playingfootball. He was
Clearhurt in the growing part.

chalk bulletMegan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
Clear by very close veins.

note bulletChris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

note bulletPlease excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He haddiahre dyrea
Cleardireathe the shits.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
Clearhis boots leak.

note bulletIrving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

note bulletPlease excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

chalk bulletI kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
Cleardon't know what size she wear.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
Clearthe Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
Clear it was Sunday.

chalk bulletSally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

chalk bulletMy daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
Clearweekend with the Marines.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
Clear could not breed well.

chalk bulletPlease excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
Clear gramps.

note bulletGloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

note bulletPlease excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

chalk bulletMaryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
Clearand throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
Clearsore throat; her brother had a low-grade fever and ached all over. I
Clearwasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something
Cleargoing around, her father even got hot last night.

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