Parental Excuses For Keeping Their Sick Children Home

Actual Excuse Notes From Parents
(Including Original Spelling)

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P. E. today. Please

execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,

32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out

of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playingfootball. He was

hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered

by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He haddiahre dyrea

direathe the shits.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and

his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I

don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get

the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought

it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a

weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and

could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

and throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever

sore throat; her brother had a low-grade fever and ached all over. I

wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something

going around, her father even got hot last night.