star  Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

star  Melt 1-cup margarine in saucepan.

star  Remove teddy bear from oven and tell JR. "no, no."

star  Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

star  Take shortening can away from JR. and clean cupboards.

star  Measure 1/3-cup cocoa.

star  Take shortening can away from JR. again and bathe cat.

star  Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while         removing shortening from cat's tail.

star  Assemble 4 eggs, 2-tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.

star  Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors              and windows for ventilation.

star  Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line
        the call was a mistake.

star  Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed
        from bill.

star  Measure 1-tsp. salt & a cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.

star  Let cat out of refrigerator.

star  Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.

star  Bake 25 minutes.

star  Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy.

star  Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will

star  Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able
        to run away.


star Mix the following in saucepan:
Clear 1 cup sugar
Clear 1 oz unsweetened chocolate
clear gif 1 cup margarine

star  Take the teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away-far

star  Answer the door and meekly explain to nice police officer
        that you didn't know JR. had slipped out of the house and
        was heading for the street.

star  Put JR. in playpen.

star  Add 1/3-cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly
        for 2 minutes.
star  Answer the door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having
        stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise
        to pay for ruined carpet.

star  Tie Billy to clothesline.

star  Remove burned brownies from oven.

star  Start on dinner!


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