teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
- Melt 1-cup margarine in saucepan.
- Remove teddy bear from oven and tell JR. "no, no."
- Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
- Take shortening can away from JR. and clean cupboards.
shortening can away from JR. again and bathe cat.
antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
4 eggs, 2-tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line
the call was a mistake.
operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed
1-tsp. salt & a cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
- Let cat out of refrigerator.
- Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
- Bake 25 minutes.
- Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy.
- Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will
- Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able
to run away.
Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1 cup margarine
- Take the teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away-far
- Answer the door and meekly explain to nice police officer
that you didn't know JR. had slipped out of the house and
was heading for the street.
- Put JR. in playpen.
- Add 1/3-cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly
for 2 minutes.
- Answer the door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having
stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise
to pay for ruined carpet.
- Tie Billy to clothesline.
- Remove burned brownies from oven.
- Start on dinner!
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