How Parents See Kids


ladybugA baby usually wakes up in the weewee hours of the morning.
ladybugA child will not spill on a dirty floor.
ladybugA young child is a noise with dirt on it.
ladybugA youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
clear icon world have nothing to do with tires.
ladybugAn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
ladybugAvenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
ladybugCelibacy is not hereditary.
ladybugFamiliarity breeds children.
ladybugFor adult education, nothing beats children.
ladybugGod invented mothers because he couldn't be everywhere at once.
ladybugGod invented guilt so mothers could be everywhere at once.
ladybugHaving children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
ladybugHaving children will turn you into your parents.
ladybugIf a child looks like his father, that's heredity; if he looks like a
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ladybugIf you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit
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ladybugIll-bred children always display their pest manners.
ladybugIt now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate
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ladybugIt rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll
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ladybugMoney isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
ladybugNever lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
ladybugOne child is often not enough, but two children can be far too
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ladybugYou can learn many things from how much patience
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ladybugSummer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers
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ladybugThe first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob
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ladybugThere are three ways to get things done:

clear icon1) Do it yourself
clear icon2) Hire someone to do it
clear icon3) Forbid your kids to do it
ladybugThere would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop
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ladybugThose who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
lady bugThe best thing to spend on your children is time.

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