How Parents See Kids
- A baby usually wakes up in the weewee hours of the morning.
- A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
- A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
- A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
- An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
- Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
- Celibacy is not hereditary.
- Familiarity breeds children.
- For adult education, nothing beats children.
- God invented mothers because he couldn't be everywhere at once.
- God invented guilt so mothers could be everywhere at once.
- Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
- Having children will turn you into your parents.
- If a child looks like his father, that's heredity; if he looks like a
- If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit
- Ill-bred children always display their pest manners.
- It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate
- It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll
know as little as their parents.
- Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too
- You can learn many things from children...like how much patience
- Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers
- The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob
turns to the left.
- There are three ways to get things done:
- 1) Do it yourself
- 2) Hire someone to do it
- 3) Forbid your kids to do it
- There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop
wood to keep the television set
- Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
- The best thing to spend on your children is time.
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